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Funny Thanksgiving Turkey T-Shirt – “You Want a Piece of Me?” Unisex Graphic Tee

Funny Thanksgiving Turkey T-Shirt – “You Want a Piece of Me?” Unisex Graphic Tee

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Serve up laughs at Thanksgiving and Friendsgiving with this punny turkey tee featuring the phrase “You Want a Piece of Me?” The soft, mid-weight unisex fit and crisp DTG print make it an easy, comfortable pick for feasts, family photos, and pie-protection duty. Available in classic fall colors and sizes S–3XL.

Features

Unisex retail fit for everyday comfort (choose true-to-size for a classic fit).

DTG (direct-to-garment) print for detailed graphics and long-lasting color.

Cotton tee (midweight feel). 

Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL.

Colors: Multiple fall-friendly solids & heathers (e.g., Black, White, Sport Grey, Sand, Dark Heather, Military Green, Irish Green). Availability may vary. 

Why You’ll Love It

Holiday crowd-pleaser: The playful turkey-and-pie joke lands at dinners, office potlucks, and Friendsgiving get-togethers.

Easy to style: Pairs with flannels, leggings, or jeans for cozy fall outfits. 

Gift-ready: A fun pick for hosts, chefs, and the family pie-guard. 

Sizing & Fit Guide

True-to-size for a classic look; size up 1–2 if you prefer a roomier, post-feast fit. Please check your usual measurements before adding to cart.  

Fabric & Print

Material: Cotton tee with a comfortable, mid-weight hand-feel.

Print Method: DTG for crisp detail and smooth feel on the graphic. 

Care Instructions

Turn the shirt inside out. Machine wash cold on a gentle cycle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on the print.

FAQs

Q: What material is it made from?
A: Cotton tee. 

Q: What sizes are available?
A: S–3XL. 

Q: How is the design printed?
A: DTG (direct-to-garment) for durable color and detail. 

Q: What colors can I choose from?
A: Multiple seasonal solids and heathers (e.g., Black, White, Sport Grey, Sand, Dark Heather, Military Green, Carolina Blue, Irish Green). Selection may vary.

Shipping & Delivery

📦 Shipping & Delivery FAQ

Welcome to our Shipping & Delivery guide! We want your experience to be smooth, transparent, and stress-free. Below you’ll find answers to our most common shipping questions.


🇺🇸 Domestic Shipping (United States)

How much is domestic shipping?
We offer flat-rate domestic shipping on all orders under $50 — just $5.95 for standard delivery anywhere in the U.S.

Do you offer free shipping?
✅ Yes! Orders $50 or more ship free within the United States.

How long will my order take to arrive?

  • Processing time: 2–5 business days (each item is made to order)

  • Delivery time: 5–7 business days once shipped

  • Total estimated time: 7–12 business days from order to arrival

Will I get a tracking number?
Yes! Once your order ships, you’ll receive a confirmation email with a tracking link so you can follow your package’s journey.


🌍 International Shipping

Do you ship worldwide?
✅ Yes, we ship to most countries around the globe!

How much is international shipping?
We offer flat-rate international shipping for $12.95 on all orders under $100. Orders over $100 ship free worldwide.

How long does international shipping take?

  • Processing time: 2–5 business days

  • Delivery time: 10–25 business days depending on location

  • Total estimated time: 12–30 business days from order to arrival

Will I need to pay customs fees?
Some countries may charge import duties, taxes, or customs fees. These are the responsibility of the customer and are typically collected by your local postal service before delivery. Many customers do not incur any additional fees, but please check with your country’s customs office if you’re unsure.


🎄 Glass Ornaments & Fragile Items

Why is shipping more expensive for ornaments?
Our glass ornaments are crafted and shipped directly from our international production partner to ensure premium quality. Due to their fragile nature and longer shipping distance, costs are slightly higher.

How much is shipping for ornaments?

  • $10.95 for the first ornament

  • $7.95 for each additional ornament

  • Orders $75+ ship free

How long will my ornaments take to arrive?
Because these items ship internationally, please allow 10–20 business days for delivery after fulfillment. This ensures safe handling and careful delivery of your fragile items.

Can I track my ornament shipment?
Yes! Tracking will be available once your order ships, but please note that tracking updates may take a few days to appear while the package is in transit.


📬 General Shipping Questions

Do you ship multiple items together?
Whenever possible, we ship items together. However, because some products are made in different facilities (especially ornaments or specialty items), they may arrive in separate packages.

Can I change my shipping address after ordering?
If your order hasn’t gone into production yet, we can update your shipping address. Please contact us within 24 hours of placing your order at [your support email].

What if my order is delayed or lost?
If your package is significantly delayed or appears lost, please reach out to us within 30 days of the estimated delivery date. We’ll investigate and make it right.


🛍️ Helpful Tips Before You Checkout

  • Double-check your address before placing your order — incorrect addresses can lead to delivery delays.

  • If you’re ordering a gift, consider ordering early during the holiday season to account for shipping times.

  • Add multiple items to your cart to take advantage of free shipping thresholds — it’s often cheaper than ordering items separately.


Our Promise:
We work with trusted fulfillment partners around the world to ensure your order is produced and shipped with care. Thank you for supporting our small business — we appreciate your patience as each item is made to order just for you!

Returns & Exchanges Policy

🔁 Returns & Exchanges Policy

We want you to love every item you order — and we work hard to make sure your products are made with care and delivered just the way you expect. Because most of our products are made-to-order, we handle returns a little differently than traditional retail stores. Please read the policy below before placing your order.


🧵 Made-to-Order Items

Each item in our shop is created specifically for you at the time of purchase. This means we don’t keep inventory on hand — your order is printed, packaged, and shipped just for you.

For this reason, we cannot accept returns or exchanges due to size, color, or change of mind. Please be sure to double-check your size, color, and personalization details before placing your order.


✅ We Will Gladly Replace or Refund If:

We’ll always make things right if there’s an issue caused by us or our production partners. Please contact us within 7 days of delivery if any of the following occur:

  • Your item arrives damaged, defective, or misprinted

  • The wrong item, size, or design was sent

  • The print quality is significantly below standard

  • The package was lost in transit and cannot be located

📸 To speed up the process, please include a clear photo of the product and packaging when you contact us.


📦 How to Request a Replacement or Refund

  1. Email us at [your support email] within 7 days of receiving your order.

  2. Include your order number, a brief description of the issue, and photos showing the problem.

  3. We’ll review your request within 2–3 business days and offer a replacement or refund if it qualifies under our policy.


🚫 Situations That Do Not Qualify for Returns

  • Incorrect size or color ordered by the customer

  • Change of mind after the order is placed

  • Minor variations in print color or placement (these are normal with on-demand printing)

  • Delays caused by customs, shipping carriers, or holiday volume (outside our control)


📍 Order Changes & Cancellations

Because orders begin processing soon after they’re placed, we can only cancel or modify them within 12 hours of purchase. After that, production has likely started and we cannot guarantee changes.


🌍 International Orders

Please note that we are not responsible for customs fees, duties, or taxes imposed by your country. If an international package is returned due to unpaid customs or incorrect address, we cannot issue a refund.


🎁 Holiday Season Reminder

During peak seasons (like November–December), shipping times can be longer. Please place your orders early to ensure timely delivery. Unfortunately, we cannot offer refunds for late deliveries that are outside our control.


Our Promise:
Your satisfaction matters to us. While we cannot accept general returns on made-to-order items, we always stand by the quality of our products. If there’s ever a problem, we’ll do everything we can to make it right.

Size Guide

📏 Size Guide

We want you to feel confident and comfortable in everything you order — because nothing ruins a vibe faster than the wrong fit. Below you’ll find measurements and tips to help you find your perfect size.


👕 Unisex T-Shirts

Fit: True to size with a relaxed, everyday feel. If you like a looser, oversized look, size up once.

Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S 34–36 28
M 38–40 29
L 42–44 30
XL 46–48 31
2XL 50–52 32
3XL 54–56 33

Pro tip: Measure your favorite T-shirt flat and compare it to the chart above for the most accurate fit.


🧥 Hoodies & Crewnecks

Fit: These are cozy, soft, and slightly relaxed — perfect for layering. Size up if you want that oversized, comfy feel.

Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S 34–36 27
M 38–40 28
L 42–44 29
XL 46–48 30
2XL 50–52 31
3XL 54–56 32

💡 Tip: If you’re between sizes or like extra room for layering, go one size up.


📏 How to Measure Yourself

Chest: Wrap a measuring tape under your arms and across the fullest part of your chest.
Length: Measure from the top of your shoulder down to where you want the shirt or hoodie to end.
Compare: Lay your favorite garment flat and measure it to double-check before ordering.


📣 Sizing Tips

  • All our apparel is unisex unless otherwise noted.

  • If you’re unsure, size up — you can always cuff a sleeve or tuck a tee.

  • Our garments are preshrunk, but a tiny amount of shrinkage (3–5%) is normal after the first wash.


Still not sure? Reach out to us at TiredButTryin.Shop@gmail.com — we’re happy to help you pick the perfect size.

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